lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

super-slurpees:

Excuse me?

kalany:

Dear followers,

  • have you eaten today?

  • did you take any meds you need?

  • how about hydration?

  • maybe a nap if you need one

  • you are awesome

  • keep it up

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

blackgirlsparadise:

thealchemisticpoet:

The whole side chick main chick bullshit is boys trying to create a pop culture in which cheating on the woman you’re with is considered cool or normal.

Don’t perpetuate it.

This.

laughhard:

They got some party animals working over at 5 Gum

charliedayquotes:

I specialize in bird law.

uberzers:

I was expecting an explanation at the end of this but there wasn’t any.