vivzie-pop:

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate

winneganfake:

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

So is running your own business. So is promoting it. So’s the theatre. So’s writing. So is EVERYTHING. 

vampyrrhicvictory:

Five minutes later, Korra was so busy making goo-goo eyes at Asami that she crashed, and they made out in the smoking wreckage.

violinvirtuoso:

I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.

die you slut. you'll never be loved.
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im sorry

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

catboydirk:

theory: hussie finished the update long ago but the scp foundation designated it a keter class so he cant post it

spacedingo:

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

your social studies teacher must’ve been incredibly twisted because this is such a negative way to view the concept of grief like wtf

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag